I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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