i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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