Whod you bang
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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