if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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