So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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