I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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