Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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