forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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