Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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