Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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