Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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