whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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