She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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