Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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