Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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