I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
sarcasm needs its own font
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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