Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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