Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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