I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
last night I used snow as a chaser
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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