the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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