OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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