He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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