oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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