I cannot find my penis.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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