I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
