The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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