Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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