Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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