Sry I called you an 8
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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