When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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