Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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