i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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