Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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