We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
