Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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