problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm sobbing to NWA
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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