what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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