Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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