Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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