I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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