guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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