Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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