Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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