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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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