We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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