We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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