I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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