Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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