thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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