working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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