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Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I met the friendliest cop last night
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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