what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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