when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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