i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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