Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Never joke about your clitoris.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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