I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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