Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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